So very, very close..
If this thing had a trackpad where the search button is, or let us switch between that and a *virtual* trackpad, I'd be throwing money at my monitor. Portrait sliders are the closest thing to a no-compromise QWERTYphone you can get..well, unless the manufacturer partially buggers the keyboard like they did on the Torch. Not enough room above the top row or poor key travel are dealbreakers. The build quality also has to be top notch or you end up with a lot of prematurely broken devices.