just didn't wanna neglect the Great White North! π
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Because nobody has ever made that joke before.
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So Canada is the reason Verizon isn't getting the iPhone?
stupid canada.
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They are also the reason that ATT is getting the Evo.
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iPhone Reception Problems:
Canada
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sprint.com issues?
Canada.
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Verizon requiring the $10 datapackage on 3g multimedia phones?
Canada.
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ATT's data caps and customers fooled into thinking it's a better deal?
Canada.
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maeloSep 16, 2010, 3:58 PM
does that really matter lot of things to choose
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you obviously don't get the lulz that are going on.
Please move along.
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People who aren't able to get jokes?
Canada is at fault. Oddly, Canada's primary export is comedians.
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This thread died for two days?
Canada.
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Twenty minutes late to lunch because of a stupid customer?
Canada.
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High call volume? Canada's fault. They're bouncing all the calls.
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att and verizons data cap blame canada
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Sprint 4G is first?
Canada.
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JobenSep 26, 2010, 9:20 PM
T-Mobile introduced 3G in 2008.
Canada
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George Lazenby as Bond?
Canada
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Daniel Craig as Bond? Canada.
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JobenSep 27, 2010, 8:36 PM
Communism. π€£ I had to!!
Canada
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Missed 3 days of work due to laryngitis?
Canada!!!
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JobenSep 29, 2010, 6:54 PM
π€£
Cheers!
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Thread hijacked by miscreants?
Canada.
π
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Canada should pay reparations to Costa Rica.
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Assuming they can cross Costa Rica's call to fame; the Panama Canal.
π²
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Amen sister. Mumbles Bond has no place on the big screen. I thought Clive Owen would have made a much better Bond. π€£
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DrunkMar 1, 2013, 2:00 AM
I love that no matter how many years pass, this post still exists and it makes me happy. I love you Canada post.. and Rogers wireless because they let me roam one time.
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FreddOct 13, 2010, 2:24 PM
My home and native land.
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
(learned it it the early 70's when contemplating migration or draft)
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Serendair being bored enough and hating her calls enough to (try) and revive this thread?
Canada.
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Serendair attempting a revival but forgetting to name it "Blame Canada"?
Canada.
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Serendair failing her Spot check for the third time today?
Canada.
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a pipe burst in the garage and soaked/molded/mildewed 3 boxs of cold weather clothes...
Canada
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People reading far too much into what others say on the internet.
Canada.
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People holding double-standards?
Canada.
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People taking the internet seriously.
Canada.
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The internet seriously taking people?
Canada.
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Computers using mind control.
Canada.
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Mind-using computer controls?
Canada.
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Problems existing between chair and keyboard.
Canada.
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Can't really do much with that one?
Canada.
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Lack of blow up *insert device troubleshooting here* button on the phone to solve the issue once and for all for the customer?
Canada.
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Excessive international roaming?
That one...might actually be Canada, if you live near the border. oops!
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Amarantamin, and other unpronounceables
Canada.
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This thread is for blaming Canada for things they didn't actually do.
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you should have added "for Florida (or incert any other state not near any border) residents who never left their state"
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People correcting other people's Blames?
Canada.
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Offline activities being cancelled again.
Canada.
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'Until Further Notice' becoming 'Permenant' with a single penstroke?
Canada.
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Non-smoking supervisors apparently killing puppies.
Canada.
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Two fer one special post:
double-posting out of boredom? Canada.
Not having anyone to mess with in the too much caffine/taurine in my bloodstream state right now?
I blame you, Canada.
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Two for one specials that aren't worth the time?
Canada.
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π’
Customers threatening to kill everyone working for Sprint starting with myself?
Canada.
16 year old boys stealing their dad's credit card and ordering themselves brand new phones?
Canada.
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Still posting here even though I have no real ideas?
Canada.
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having to work on thanksgiving and take back to back calls. Blame *ucking Canada. βΉοΈ
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A percentage of people going missing tonight, never to be found again?
Canada.
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What percentage of which people?
...
π
A percentage of people who earned a one way trip to Silent Hill.
...it's like Canada, only less maple leafy and more "oh god why" like.
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dj89Apr 13, 2011, 7:50 PM
Wife somehow found out that girlfriend's pregnant with my kid?
Canada. Probably their Secret Service.
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Being human and having urges to participate in extramarital affairs?
Canada.
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dj89Apr 14, 2011, 2:01 PM
Got placed on the outlier report for not transferring enough customers?
Canada
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Have to work for a living?
Canada
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dj89Apr 17, 2011, 1:41 PM
Cheated on your boyfriend and don't have money for an abortion?
Canada! They do complimentary ones.
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Abortion office is closed on the last day of your second trimester?
Canada.
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dj89Apr 18, 2011, 7:13 PM
The hot chick you picked up at the bar turns out not to be a chick?
Canada
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Forgetting to sign in using your current screenname?
Canada
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Sending in a Mail-In Rebate when you actually paid nothing for your phone?
Canada
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Mad cow disease?
Canada.
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WiMax not looking as good in hindsight?
Canada
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Your employer being the perfect example of business hypocrisy?
Canada
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Bike tire exploding on the way to work just as it starts to pour down rain?
Canada.
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Running out of interesting things to blame on Canada?
CANADA
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Suddenly being in queue?
Canada. /fistshake.
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Dropping a call without realizing your supervisor is behind you?
Canada
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Stores are closed on Easter
Blame Canada
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(Was actually referring to the individual)s who accused Troper of being flirtatious, was not meant towards you. Fyi!)
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Heh, I know, I'm just being silly. It's all good, Serendair!
π
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Working on Thanksgiving instead of being with my family.
BLAME CANADA!
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Forgot my phone at home. BLAME CANADA!
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Blame the I-D-10-T's that are in office for the issues that we have.
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Canada got voted the best country to live in. Must be all the sunshine and beaches.
Most friendly, nice people, so on and so forth.
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Bored on Easter Sunday because no calls = no money.
Blame Canada
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Canada thread dieing a slow and painful death?
Blame Canada.
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The American education system sux?
Canada.
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Sliced my finger open just above the nail?
Blame Canada.
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Your crush turned out to be lesbian and taken?
Canada
π’
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Can't think of anything to top the previously funny replies so you cop out with a cheap joke?
Canada. βΉοΈ
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Laughs at a terrible joke?
Canada.
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I'm french, dick
BLAME CANADA
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dj89May 14, 2011, 6:20 PM
Blind date turns out to be your mom?
Canada
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Your mom offers to take you home and f*ck after 15 ****tails on your blind date with her?
Canada
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Phonescoop censors words that shouldn't be?
Canada.
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Pickles forgetting that c0cktails is censored 9,001 times?
Canada
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Mortal Combat disk murdered by your shoe?
Kanada
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Misspelling Mortal Kombat?
Kanada
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Being caught at trying to make a stupid joke by switching C and K?
Canada
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Boss c0ckblocking your escape from work and making you miss your bus?
Canada. πΏ
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Being slandered all over teh interwebz after giving away your password?
Canada
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LernMay 21, 2011, 10:07 AM
Forgetting your cell phone at home and spending all day at work with out it.
Kanada
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Slow day in PS. F'n bored at work.
Canada!
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noobs taking over the lounge with all their stupid noob antics?
CANADA
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Your one night stand slipping the finger where it doesn't belong while going down on you?
Canada
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LernMay 23, 2011, 8:02 AM
Finding out your boyfriend is going to miss Memorial Day, his brothers birthday, and your birthday and he gets mad when you get sad.
Canada.
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Finding out your online girlfriend is a bored 14 year old boy?
Canada
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LernMay 24, 2011, 12:42 PM
Finding out your bored 14 year old son is your online girlfriend.
Canada
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Finding out your bored 14 y/o son is your OL g/f and liking it?
Canada
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Having your 15 minutes of fame via Dateline NBC?
Canada
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Missing a call and getting a technical autofail because your phone screwed up? πΏ
Canada.
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LernMay 31, 2011, 11:05 AM
Staying on phonescoop during your scheduled break and then as soon as you log back in realizing you have to pee and having to wait two more hours to do so.
Canada
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Drunk-dialing your mom?
Canada
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LernMay 31, 2011, 9:46 PM
Your mom drunk-dialing you?
Canada
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Realizing that the blue container was the one that stored the salt, not the sugar, after you pretty much emptied it while preparing your child's birthday cake?
Canada
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LernJun 3, 2011, 9:17 AM
Your internet fiance being killed in a freak banhammer accident and finding out on your birthday?
Canada
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Going on lunch at 10am!!!?
Canada. πΏ
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Half the people getting mad at the "quality of threads" and instead of fixing it, they stop using PS?
Canada. π
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God answering your prayers for a big chested girlfriend by making your current one pregnant?
Canada
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Tripping over your dog in the morning on your way to the bathroom?
Canada.
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Coming home early, hearing the shower running, getting naked and heading to bathroom thinking it's wife, and it's actually your daughter and her boyfriend?
Canada
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Reading the previous reply and doing this π³ π² π³ π² π³ π² π³ π³ π² π³ π² ?
Canada
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Asked for one week off from work. Got the whole week except for a Wednesday. Have no occurences to use.
Canada
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Binging on ice cream on a drunk night, while being lactose intolerant?
Canada
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Getting hit in the genitals by a flashbang during a riot over hockey.
Canada
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Your team losing the Stanley Cup against a franchise that, half a decade ago, used to be the laughinstock of the league?
Canada
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Having to admit you can't do something on your own and nearly breaking down in front of your boss?
Canada.
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Realizing today that you're no longer my facebook friend (nor your bf)?
Canada.
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Finding out that the girl you're about to get serious with settled her differences with her ex?
Canada
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Getting a, "We can't afford to support you/I don't know what you're looking for by telling me all of this?" response to the 5 text long pouring-out-your-heart you sent to your mother?
Canada.
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Your boss walking in on you and your one night stand, his daughter, getting it on?
Canada
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π³ π€£ π€£ π€£ π€£ π€£
Customer unable to add another line because of insufficiant funds in the account for a charge of $1.07?
Canada.
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Canada is at fault for many, many things.
Shame on you, Canada!
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Giving away your secret identity in a public forum?
Canada
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Community being on hiatus?
Canada
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Tracfone thread dying a slow death?
Canada
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Nobody posting in this thread for over 18 months?
Canada.
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This post will never die!
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Rock you like a Hurricane?
Canada.
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For the second time your guessing is correct.
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Canad- er, no that's your bad.
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Phoenix giving you null errors and being the worst ATT system ever created?
Canada.
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Troper said:
Excluding the second worst music in all of Canada.
Hey, why are there so many atrocious Canadian musicians?
Canada?
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No, France. It's the crΓΒͺpes
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U.S military intervention in Syria?
Canada!
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4 Years and thread still open?
Canada.
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Iplaymasta said:
4 Years and thread still open?
Canada.
This thread is so old gsp retired from ufc π³
Canada
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