i think they prefer if you say it as 'aboat'. that's the way most of them apparently say it. eh?
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when the 'canada - never heard of it' thread is still on the front page.
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no, its just because there are too many disrespectful americans who post in here, barely any canadians...
And canada doesn't have computers or electricity yet.
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so they post here via some hybrid tele-type machine?
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there's email and then theres snail mail.
They have pigeon mail!
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but the pigeons all die from the cold.
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Their postmaster is a polar bear- its a type of symbiotic relationship. The pigeon hibernates with the bear during winter, then will fly south in the summer to the nearest computer.
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just one more thing i didn't know about canada.
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you know this forum is a rockin when you cant come a knockin
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*knock knock*
nope, not rockin
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Actually the pigeons die cause they commit suicide. You see, they fly south for the winter, get hit by the smog in the good ol' US of A, become disoriented and lose their way home.
Subsequently they fly around the "land of the free & home of the brave" and cannot believe their beady little eyes when they view the ignorance of it's citizens.
Disheartened, disillusioned and lost, they fly into glass windows in the hopes it will put them out of the misery.
AND that is what it's all ABOUT!
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HEY!!! we are very advanced. The large steel bird delivers our mail twice a month thank you very much. My neighbor even got a bran new dog sled without dogs. He says there are horses inside but i dont' know how they fit in there.
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Lol, I think it's the same magic Santa and the Easter Bunny uses to get to all the houses in one night...
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Well; I'm proud to be an American. But I have some BEST friends that are Canadians. And to me; they act a hell of alot NICER than some people here. It's really ashame.
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