Sharp

haha...you're bad! 😉 I LIKEY!!


I am in a super duper good mood today...just cause we didn't have bad arguments this morning and we wern't sad at all...

and we played TWICE!! YAY

I wanna squish you cuz of your cuteness!


I had fun, did you?

I had LOTS of fun!!

I was sad however..just once...

when you almost circumcised yourself...LOL

😲

lol Shush.



I'm hungry☹️ I'm trying to drink that stuff I drink every morning and I'm just not having the stomach for it. I want some real food. That breakfast burrito from Carls Jr sounds good...

Go get it baby...and think of this while you are debating...if you ever get close to weighing less than me, I will break up with you!!

lmao! 🤣

I thought you said nothing would ever make you break up with me. 😛



I'm just gonna drink what I have and get something for lunch later. Probably something big and unhealthy since I haven't had something like that in a while.

yes..that sounds perfect!

(I had a customer)

I checked my myspace...and the band that I really like left me a comment!!! I thought it was cool!

😎

Linda

Did you activate your signature? Or did you type Linda in there as if I didn't remember your name?



Is it that gay band that you were talking about last week?

👿 excuse me..."Gay"?!


no I tried to put in "LInda [with an arrow] Almost famous"

but for some reason PS is trying to make me look really dumb today...
🤨

You're so adorable!


God I wish you were here. I see people walking around (bf/gf, husband/wife) and it makes me miss you so much more.

so do you wanna be my girlfriend? Or my wife?

LOL...no pun intended...my hubby! 🤣

You're already my gf, so I want you to be my wife next. Actually, you're my fiancee.😁

That's right bucko...and don't you forget it!!

I love you so much butt-dumpling!!


😁

Butt dumpling?! That's mean! You might as well call my a dingle-berry! 😢

It did make me laugh, however. 🤣

lol...what?! It's cute!!!


lol muah!!




so tell me, did you check your email this morning??

No, I didn't have enough of a chance to. I just checked myspace. Why? Did you send all those pics you told me you were gonna send of you and Hunter?

yeah. I sent a 'special' one too.. 😉

Oh really? I can't wait to get home and see them.🙂

Did Carmen forward what she replied to me?

no...

Whycome you didn't let her watch the kids? You told me you would let her if she said yes. I guess you didn't wanna see me all that much...

Whatever!!! She never said she would!!!

You better be kidding that she sent that to you, or she is getting a not-so-nice phone call from me!

Why? Cuz you're mad that she told me the truth?

lol Jk! 🤣

That's not nice..I about jumped her ass...FOR NO REASON


🤨

I'm sorry, baby. Do you still love me?

so so so so much!! 😁


Am I still your love-sey honey-butt sugar-bear?


😁

lol Yes you are, loviekins😁

😁 YAY!!

Will you be my punkin head angel husband baby butt dumpling?!

Yes, ma'am. I'm a turd. 😢

I am a boob...


😢

Who called you a boob? I never called you a boob. You did call me a butt-dumpling which is a turd. Not to mention the fact that you've repeatedly called me a turd directly. I just won't flush away, will I?

you have called me 'boobies' before!! that means I am a boob! and a butt dumpling ISN'T a turd! I call my kids turds too! I am not actually calling you a lump of sh^t!!!


I think it's cute!

Besides, you used to call Audry (sp) poopy...not THAT'S poop!

🤣

I rather be a boob than poop! You're calling me human waste.☹️

Yeah, she liked that I called her that. Is that weird? Her name is spelled Audrey. You forgot the E.🙂

oh..ny bad...you may cane me now... 🤨



and I think it's cute! Butt-dumpling is adorable!!!

Do you love me baby?

Very very super duper mucho!!

You better cuz I love you lots and lots!

No you don't

Yes, I do. You're the one who didn't reply to me in a long time.

🤨

gonna beat you

Mmmm... I want a nice Double Big Cheeseburger from Little Jocko's. 🤤

I want more food... 🤨


I am craving a baked potato with lots of butter and sour cream....oooh and cheese!!

I'm craving you.😁

I'm craving you too.. 😳

Really? Am I sexy?

you have no idea how sexy you are!!!

I'm glad you think so. That only bodes well for me. That means more lovin' for me. 😁

You are going to be asking me to stop

Yeah, right. I'll love it. Imma have me some tons o'Linda nectar.

You have no idea babe...I will wear you OUT!!!

That's when the tongue will take over.😁

oh my...made me twitch

Good, so will my tongue.🙂

wow...

I think that you should def. do that! I would enjoy all the twitching! 😳

Ok, it's settled, I shall do it repeatedly!


I want my Double Big Cheeseburger!

I give you a double...


oops...wrong subject

I can't wait till you go there with me, I know you'll like it. Their fries are very yummy.

mmmmm fries...

I no likey that as your gravatar.☹️

well it's freaking gone now

😳 omg...I can't spell today 😳

😳 I'm typing the wrong words 😳


I loathe myself...

no...because she said she couldn't, not that she wouldn't!

Are you friggin serious Eddie...?