Panasonic G70
Why?
Who in their right mind would want a cell phone as ugly as this one...you couldn't pay me to use it. This phone is simply the ugliest phone ever put on the market. There are just no words to describe how ugly and atrocious this phone is. AHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS MY EYES!!! 😛
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Actually, I think it looks cool... when it's closed. It's got a neat appeal and a slightly futuristic twang that we're not used to.
It is marketed towards females. It comes with the options of Lip Gloss or Face Powder. ... Seriously.... I'm not joking around with this one.
Rest assured though, that when I answer my phone, I wouldn't want people to think that I'm taking "The Pill" in public. Or that I've gone nuts and I'm furiously yelling into my BC compact as if the little medical miracles were idiots or something else that could be catastrophic to any first impression. To top it off, I wouldn't want to forget to either cap the gloss or the powder. It would get smeared all over my cheeks and it would be all... eeew.
It is marketed towards females. It comes with the options of Lip Gloss or Face Powder. ... Seriously.... I'm not joking around with this one.
Rest assured though, that when I answer my phone, I wouldn't want people to think that I'm taking "The Pill" in public. Or that I've gone nuts and I'm furiously yelling into my BC compact as if the little medical miracles were idiots or something else that could be catastrophic to any first impression. To top it off, I wouldn't want to forget to either cap the gloss or the powder. It would get smeared all over my cheeks and it would be all... eeew.
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