Motorola i870 / i875

Well I know how your suppose to go ahead and find the audio file, problem is, I can't find it anywhere on the program, what's going on? ☹️ Could someone give me a link to a tut, or break it down real simple. I don't even know which one I'm suppose to go into. Also when I go to the 'Memory Card' part in Settings > Advanced it doesn't have Remove Memory Card anymore, it just has Store Media and Help, why is that,and is it normal? I dunno, this is my first phone. 😕

Any help will be greatly appreciated.