THX Sues Apple Over iPhone and iPad Speaker Design

Yoda: Infringed on our patents you have.

Apple: You are mistaken.

Yoda: NO! Forseen it I have.

Apple: Surrender or die.

Yoda: Bantha Fodder you will become.

Apple: You underestimate the power of the dark side. We shall fight in court.

Yoda: If you wish. Litigate we can. Hire lawyers we will.

Apple: We own the courts.

Yoda: Scare us you don't.

Apple: Here we go again. You should be scared.

Yoda: A bigger light saber we have. ****ting your pants you should be.

Apple: You never learn do you? We have claim to everything including the light saber you're holding.

Yoda: WTF?


John B.